I Don’t Want You To Bring Your Carry-On On The Plane
USAToday quoted a reader who preferred that business travelers not be able to bring carry-on luggage on a plane.
As a business traveler, I agree.
I would love to arrive at a ticket counter, check my bag, and leisurely proceed to my gate. Then, like everyone without baggage, I could board in minutes. No hassles, no fussing around trying to find a space in the overheads. When the plane lands at its destination, I’d grab my bag within 7 minutes, exit the aircraft and be on my merry way.
Wouldn’t that be special!
Well, it ain’t going to happen. Here’s why.
The reader from the newspaper doesn’t understand how his life is touched in so many ways by us frequent fliers.
Say that this reader’s mother is scheduled for a total hip replacement surgery. The frequent air traveler is the expert that Mom’s doctor wants present to review new methodologies for the surgical procedure.
Or maybe the reader ordered his daughter’s birthday gift online too late. She gets the gift on time, anyway, thanks to the expert, a frequent flyer, who helped FedEx fix a logistics problem months ago.
This whiny reader fails to realize that as frequent flyers, we don’t make money on planes. We make money when we get to our destination. We have jobs to do, and we don’t want to spend any more time flying than we already do; we want less time expended traveling so that we can get more work done. We have enough hindrances to contend with, such as route, weather, and mechanical changes that the airlines still don’t have mechanisms in place for in order to serve us better.
Instead of the choreographed baggage scenarios, we would rather not check our bags to be a part of the 10,000 pieces of luggage lost on any given Sunday. We’d rather walk our bag through security and even open up the possibility for further inspection, navigate clumsy escalators, trudge stairs, and squeeze through tight seating aisles rather than let go of our bag. We’re even willing to uncomfortably switch hands and contort our backs as we pull our bags for the sake of convenience.
Besides, consider this, we’d rather squeeze our bags into small places beneath our seats or try to manage them with a broken shoulder, as I did for six months, so that I could leave the airport in a reasonable amount of time: not the 45 minutes some airports take to remove baggage and deliver it to the carousel docks.
What are they doing with our bags anyway!
To the reader, an occasional flyer who wants to write the rules, realize that we pack what we absolutely need for that day or the next day’s activities. I speak on stage for a living…it’s not like I can always run out and buy a suit or new shoes for a presentation I have to give the next morning if the airline loses my checked luggage.
And…if the airline were to lose the baggage, you get the $75 reimbursement and then have to prove what you’ve lost. I once had to present to a group of 12 CEOs in the clothing I wore the night before, because not a store was open before my 7 AM meeting, and I arrived at 10:30 PM.
If the $75 insult was not enough, sometimes travelers are out thousands of dollars when bags are lost. Some people carry expensive tools; without them, mama’s new hip might be installed backwards.
Yes, I’d love to check my bag, have it delivered to the plane with 100% accuracy, and easily move on with my day. Unfortunately, we, the frequent business flyers, aren’t going to get our wishes, due to the backward thinking strategies concocted by management on all sides of the industry.
With so many evolutionary changes in technology in business, why is it that we’ve moved baggage the same way for years?
If technology were to be applied to baggage handling, we could eliminate human interaction altogether. No drivers carrying bags across the tarmac. No one placing bags one at a time into the shell of the plane.
Maybe the USAToday reader should complain about the unions preventing revolutionary changes in baggage handling instead of punishing the travelers who are equally inconvenienced. Look, I don’t want to displace workers, however, those same workers need to understand that the world, at least in the future will be more and more robotic, and that what they carry on their shoulders is their future and that their hands are not the answer.
A governmental and societal challenge is needed.
Luggage of the future would be coded with an advanced form of RFID. The bag would be routed by machines and held in queue until a plane is ready for loading. When the plane docks, it talks to the luggage system and the bags are delivered onto the plane and stacked by use of robotics in the hull.
NOTE: I don’t think there is one plane in production with this technology anywhere in the world!
If a plane switches gates, the system reroutes all baggage. Everyone retrieves their bags on the planes in which they ride, even if they change their flight at a ticket counter.
Picture this: “Mr. Goldsmith, you’d like to take the 5:23 flight to get home earlier to your family. We can switch that for you.” In moments my bag is pulled from the stack by a robotic sensing arm, and placed on the belts going to gate 42 in real time.
Although this sounds like science fiction, it’s not. All the technology is available today, and it’s worth the price. You heard it. Worth the price. The challenge to play catch up is the same one facing GM and Ford, because they’ve lavished with years of mis-management to the point where the lack of R&D and investments have pushed them further and further behind the rest of the world in everything from manufacturing to the actual mileage outputs of vehicles that come off the production line.
If airlines had made these changes over the decades, this would be a moot point, and we’d have our baggage delivered to us the Sci-Fi way.
So the next time someone complains about those pain-in-the-neck business travelers whose carry-on bags waste time getting everyone seated, remind them that they have to suffer the inconveniences of behind-the-times airline procedures only once in a while. The frequent flyers are punished on a daily basis.
I’ll do about 130 flights this year. And you, Mr. Reader?






























